Friday, September 16, 2011

My Brain Needs a Vacation

Stupid things I've said lately

1) To a young good looking guy in the hardware store "what is a three-way?".

2) Left a message for a potential client telling them I wanted to find out if I can trust them or not.

3) "Hello - I would like to talk to you about something on your bush."

I would like to blame the drugs but I'm off them as of Wednesday.

9 comments:

Stacey said...

I don't think it's just you. I've had the exact same kind of week. I'm blaming it on the full moon.

Jessica said...

I've had a week like that too! There must be something in the air. I can't get anything to go smoothly.

Confusion said...

Funny :D

dan_103 said...

I also tend to make an idiot of myself when I decide to speak. Oh, the embarrassing situations I've gotten myself into... haha.

SaysMindy said...

Let me know of a good vacation spot. I searched for ten minutes looking for the phone that was in my hand....lol

susan said...

excellent! a couple of weeks ago, when sympathising with a friend who lives and works alone in a very isolated part of the country as a farmer, i asked him if he had to force himself to get off once a week....

Shiela Stewart said...

Just found your blog. I love it!

LOL Mindy! I did something similar. I couldn't find the remote, searched everywhere when finally i ask the kids to come in and help me find it. After about two minutes my daughter says "Um, mom, what's that in your hand?" Yep, I had the remote in my hand the whole time. **Slaps head**

Inspector Clouseau said...

All things in moderation; all things subject to cycles...


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Angel said...

The other day I spelled "idiot" wrong...enough said. xD